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Lora
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« on: January 16, 2010, 01:31:22 PM »
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
them,

'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are SO on my shit list ...
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Maybe I am too nice..
Maybe that's why I get used...
Guys do look twice...
But I still get abused...

And those I thought were my friends...
Talk behind my back...
They never make amends...
Only talk more smack..

LIFE IS SHORT...GET OVER IT!!!
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2010, 12:31:14 AM »
How come she didn't shoot them   Huh
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Life isn't like a box of chocolates..
It's more like a jar of jalapenos..
What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow..
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 12:23:19 PM »
geesh,,,
why dont ya just get your own topic for world of warcraft?
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Maybe I am too nice..
Maybe that's why I get used...
Guys do look twice...
But I still get abused...

And those I thought were my friends...
Talk behind my back...
They never make amends...
Only talk more smack..

LIFE IS SHORT...GET OVER IT!!!
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