Clean Underwear

[Lora]

 Clean Underwear



 If you don't laugh out loud at this one,

call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.

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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle..From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their
car break down in the parking lot.The man told his wife to carry on with
the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later
to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones.Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
shorts, and
tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked
across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.